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Once a tech in-house PR type, now professional photo/videographer and recreational drone pilot. Violinist. Flautist. Occasional conductor. Oenophile.

Heading out the Wright Way

Saturday 14 May 2022 – We were fortunate to have a civilised departure time, 1705, so were spared the ghastliness of an early start.  The corollary, though, is that (all being well) we land at midnight, which, given that we have to obtain an entry visa, travel to our hotel and be up and ready early doors for an expedition in the morning, implies that perhaps our state will be congruous to the ruins that are part of tomorrow’s itinerary.

This gave us the morning for administrative purposes, including an e-mail to the family to explain where to find things if All Did Not Go Well, and we also had a few things to achieve that were actually nothing to do with this holiday.  Since it appears that the only time we ever have to get up seriously early is when we’re travelling, though, this meant a brisk start and thus an opportunity to get into holiday-get-up-early mode.

So we had the usual pre-holiday routine – dash, dash, dash followed by quiet boredom whilst we waited for the taxi to arrive in a house that had been “put to bed”.

The taxi driver dropped us off at Heathrow Terminal 3 precisely 3 hours before our scheduled departure, which was nicely according to plan.  We stopped at one point on the Heathrow estate for some traffic lights, and were beside a road sign that said “Wright Way”, which I found encouraging.  It would have been Orvilley beWilburing if we had been going the Rong Way.

We had lashed out on Club Class, which meant that there were no queues to bother us.  Check in took all of 4 minutes, and getting through security around the same.  The challenge we then faced was trying to navigate the T3 Retail Bonanza trying to find the way out that led to the BA Lounge that was to be our home whilst we awaited departure. Pre-pandemic, I always hated Terminal 3; I suppose I should take comfort from the fact that despite the opportunity to re-engineer the place to make it nicer, The Powers That Be have maintained T3’s status as The One That Makes The Other Terminals Look Good.

I had flashbacks to our recent escapade in Arucas, but we eventually found the way out and got to our lounge, where they did serve the necessary fizz, but in the wrong shaped glass.  BA’s standards are really slipping.

 

 

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The weather is something that exercises me a bit; I’m not good in the heat, and noting that today’s forecast for Aqaba in the south of Jordan is for temperatures of 41°C made me a bit nervous.  However, we don’t arrive there for a few days. Amman, where we spend the first couple of days, is hot today but a little cooler afterwards, thank goodness. Readers of Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials series might find the forecast a little disturbing, mind.

Here’s hoping that a Good Hat, light shirt and quality sunblock will enable us to enjoy the surroundings over the next fortnight.

The flight was very comfortable, a Boeing Dreamliner.  The meal was served in a slightly unusual way, with the stewardess wheeling a trolley to each pair of seats to serve the food.  But it was welcome enough.  We landed on time and were met by a chap called Edward who led us at a run – or a light canter, anyway – through immigration, ignoring all the queues and with what looked to us like scant regard for due process – but he obviously knew what he was doing, including having arranged visas for us so that we didn’t have to worry about that.  And so we briskly made our way to the relevant carousel and….waited for about 20 minutes for the bags to arrive.  All around us were signs telling us to wear masks and keep our distance and people not doing that, so it looks like mask wearing is optional here.

Edward made sure that we linked up with our driver, who is called Said. Well, that’s what he said he was called, anyway.  We will have him to look after us for the whole of our stay here, which is comforting.  The journey from airport to hotel took around 30 minutes and we arrived here at around 1.30 in the morning, tired, but having had a smooth and unremarkable journey. A couple of minor but telling delights awaited us: firstly, the hotel has mains power points that are type G – in other words UK plugs fit in them, which saves much tedious mucking about with adapters; secondly, the welcome package that Said had given us from UTA, a Jordanian tourist agency that I infer is looking after us whilst we’re here, contained, alongside the obligatory sanitiser and mask, this:

So we had a taste of Jordanian medjool dates, which are utterly delicious.

And that’s it.  Time for bed  We have a full day ahead of us, erm, today, starting at 0900 and covering some 300km around various sites in the north of Jordan.  So come back later on today to find out how we got on, OK?  For now – night, night.

Gran Canaria Day 8 – Bandama Run

Friday March 11 2022 – The day started with the usual mixed feelings; sad to be leaving, but with a sneaky feeling that it might be nice to be home again after two splendid weeks away.  Read on to see whether that latter hope was actually realised.

We checked out of the hotel, having given the excellent Augustin at reception our feedback on the restaurant (which, by the way, he seemed to be in agreement with).  Then, since Jane hadn’t done the hike up Bandama, the local volcano, that I had enjoyed, and since there was a road available to its top, we thought we’d spend a few minutes driving up to take a look. It’s a drive with its own idiosyncrasies.

We made it without actually crashing in any significant way, and went right up to the mirador to look at the view.

In one direction, it’s a great panorama.

In the distance, towards the right of the photo above, you can see the island’s capital, Las Palmas, and the peninsula of La Isleta beyond it.

Walk round to the other side of the mirador, and this is what you see;

further proof, were it needed, that you can put a golf course on the side of a volcano. This is the same crater that I saw during my hike of a couple of days earlier.

Before wisdom prevailed and I forswore golf for the rest of my days, I had developed quite an astonishing slice; I think I would have been in real trouble right from the first tee, given that playing your ball from inside a volcanic crater is not easy.

That view was the last great piece of scenery of a great couple of weeks exploring two of the Canary Islands.  The rest of the day was spent in the relatively dull administrative side of getting home – returning the hire car, sitting on a delayed flight awaiting takeoff, stumbling through the dark and cold and rain from the taxi back in the UK, discovering that the boiler had broken down a week before and the house was freezing, that kind of thing.

That last item quite ruined our plans for a relaxing final glass of something cold in a post-vacational glow at home.  Instead, we put a drip tray under the apparently now-leaking boiler, made a cup of tea and climbed into pajamas to try to keep warm during the night, with a firm plan to try to get the boiler mending people out on the next day. This last plan was also kyboshed by Jane’s honesty in confessing that we’d been in The Foreign for a couple of weeks; now, it turns out, we have to do two Covid LFT tests, 24 and 48 hours after we landed in the UK, before (assuming they are negative) they’ll even consider looking in the appointment diary; so it may be several days before we’re warm again. The only consolation is that excess electricity provided by our very recently-installed solar panels has at least furnished us with hot water in our tank without actually collapsing our roof.

 

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(We’re also lucky in having a gas fire so we can at least keep warm whilst we check that we are not plague-ridden in order to receive the necessary service visit.)

And that’s about it for the holiday.  It’s now Saturday 12th March, and we have kept our spirits up by continuing what had become something of a habit during our time in the Canaries – a glass of something cold followed by a decent lunch (although we had to cook this one ourselves).

We’ve had a great couple of weeks, exploring two very different islands.  The weather was by and large wonderful, the scenery was superb and overall the experience was just what a holiday should be.  If you’ve been following the blog for the last couple of weeks, thank you for your company, and come back to these pages in a couple of months (all other things being equal)  to read about our next excursion, which should be a great deal more exotic.  See you then!